I am using two keyboards to send you this tortured post. Last week my laptop wouldn’t turn on and on Friday an engineer came out and by taking apart my whole laptop and putting it back together again, he managed to get it to start. He also managed to completely bugger my keyboard, so this is what it looks like.

Luckily, I have been hoardng a broken computer keybard in my studio and between the two, I am able to write this. I would need the patience of an early Christan Roman Martyr  to write more and as this is precisely what  I do not have, for the time being, consider me unplugged.

PS If you want to laugh, right click to view the page source for this post.